Dr Jamie and Gormless Ash...

Dr. Jamie Smith, Gynocologist ....ha ha he thinks he's cool! baa baaa

and then there was...

Miss Ashely Woodham, crazy lady
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Im sorry if i offended anyone...

Lets Do the TIME WARP AGAIN!

Shocking...
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So now then...this looks like fun...

Today I did homeowrk, on a saturday... A Levels suck, but i do work at home cos i dont do work at school, so it evens out. BUT on a saturday night! there must be a law or summit to prevent from homework being done on saturdays.

anywho whilst 'working' i was on the interweb and looked at this dooby, it pondered on the question "what would be the result if u swapped water with beer"...check it out!

On the 1's and 2's...

DJ Freddo...

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Top 10 Tunes for November 2004

1. Steven Leven: The Weekend
2. The Kings Of Leon: Bucket
3. Queen: I want to Break Free
4. Daft Punk: One More Time (Eric Prydz Remix)
5. N*E*R*D: Wonderful Place
6. R Kelly ft Twista: So Sexy
7. 13 Senses: Into The Fire
8. Bodygroovers: You know me
9. Red Hot Chilli's: By The Way
10. MJ Vs. UT: Last night a DJ Saved My Life

Cut up Cut
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Christmas Decorations 2004

OTT?
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Now then what do we have here, This is taken in a small village called Leehaw just outside Los Angeles, CA. Trust Americans to do this type of thing...it has just given me a cunning plan tho, i think i will decorate my bedroom with as many christmas decorations as possible.

thank you and good day

ps. Word Of the Day: Misconstrudious

Song of the day: Bomfunk MC's, Freestyler 1998

Both Supplied by Mr Garfield Ward

The Punishment of Risk

Extreme Summer Activities of 2004.

This was a fine summers day, Me and my good friend Matthew thought it might be beneficial to go Mountain Biking for real, so i was like 'Fo Sho'.
We ambled along the hills behind our wee houses and ddecided to go to a keen location of ours, basically its a hill made out of mud where houses were going to built but they decided agianst it so its just a hill of mud and an open field, We commonly refer to this as "The MudHill".
Because of its arid land we decided to try and jump the jumps and capture it on camera, as you do....These are the results...


The Build Up...

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The Hill in which to gather enough pace to jump the 'Mud Hill'....

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"How to fall over well....notice how the bike is elegantly place so the saddle tries to dig into the shin as much as possible. Also note that the crossed arms is a good defense in assuring any rocks, bikes and sticks dont try and gain a line of fire to the heart and rib area.


End..
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The lack of skin is clearly shown here, mud although helps to remove blcoked up pores fro mthe body also hurts bad when skidding on the ground at excessive speeds.

In all, i define this procedure as "Pain, but with added fun"

Sport Hurts, So go hard or go Home.

Thankyou.

Spain 1 England 0

Behave like your age and not your shirt number...
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Now then, England lost to a smart, confident and excellent group of footballers in the shape of the spanish national team. The game wasnt a great one but nevertheless it still gives a few talking points.

The racial slurs of monkey howling when an englsih black player had the ball, ie. ashley cole and shawn wright-phillips- this was highly inappropriate and disrespectful. Wright-Phillips is not particularly familiar with this treatment as he is a newcomer to the side but Cole has recieved it before in Macedonia, Slovakia and again playing against Azerbaijan.
Wayne Rooney was also not at his best and the events that happened during the game cannot help him either as he will feel sad that his teammates are being stereotyped and discriminated agaisnt. I do feel that Rooney did get a little agressive and could have been sent off if Mr Collina was in charge. A push on Casillas was totally uncalled for and deserved to be sub'd. There is a definite contrast on how to handle the bad aspects of the game, Wright Phillips who remained calm did not let it get to him whilst Rooney behaved like a nine year old, ironically the number on his shirt.

So Rooney, Grow up. Fat ass!

Laura Ryan..."Don't believe everything you read"

On my right, Lara Ryan, 18 has a word of advice, "dont believe everythin you read..."

FOR EXAMPLE...

1. Dogs are really small camels

2. Nasa don't exist

3. Man went on the moon

4. Brunettes are really blondes in disgise

5. Anton Horne is a woman, only on weekends though

6. Everyone's life s like the Truman Show.

7. Gay people are really all woman

8. Jesus was God

9. President Bush likes to take it up the arse

10. 94% of people belive you if you use statistics.

that will be all

So its goodbye from me and goodbye from Laura "he he smelly piece of poo, goodbye!"

good fly.

This Explains It...There all Dead...ps. i have seen Peter in The Vatican....Where the Pope Lives...
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You Got the Style...

Oh yesh,

this indeed is a good week so far...not many things are wrong with me at the moment, apart from my ear (idea: picture of my scar?), things are amazing between me and charles aka heff aka heffers aka charlie so thats all gd and a recently got a cnditional offer from the University of Bath
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God is
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god is indeed, a dj...

and jesus is one of the little mad ravers, along with the other 11 deciples....wait was jesus a deciple? what about moses? noah!?

someone of christian origin please inform me...

www.god.com?

anywho im off to get ready for this sports assessment thing at the sports centre so to my 32000 visitors...good fry!

Gladiator...

I am Decimus Glutomus Maximus!
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I have somewhat sorted this website so i have the moon permanently and the hit counter aswell..
just a small post, ill keep the random pictures coming...

mattmanml.blogspot.com

Mystery Alaska

Matt Lauch, Peterborough Phantoms Under 19's Defenceman.
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Matt plays hockey, matt is like an angry canadian when playing ice hockey. NB: Never get in a stress with a hockey player, once they are comitted they will bring you down, no really. So what to do if your ever in confrontation...

DO's

• Compliment him nicely
• Give him Cash
• Make sure that your not in his personal space
• slide into him causing him to fall over, then run
  

DON'Ts

• Try and run away, he will skate faster than you
• Punch him, he has gloves on and will punch you back
• kick him, he has sharp ice skates and a stick
• Say things about his game

So there you have it chaps, some 'Do's' and 'Don'ts' if your ever in confronatation with a hockey player on ice.

It can happen.

So be warned....

SSSShhhhhhhhhhh...Im Sleeping

Happy Days...
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Fergie@ Londonderry.

I was thinking bout my current situation as regards to my decks.
I need a new mixer, if i get a new mixer it will open the way for some Desktop CD Players. I want these cd players cos then i will be able to download all the music i need onto one cd, i would also keep my vinyl turntables.
so my set up would be like...

Turnatable-CD-MIXER-CD-Turntable

i would be able to use all of them and fad from 1 to 2, 2 to 3, 3 to 4 and all the other combonations...

crazy!

good night. TED

ps. chelsea fc- top of the league!

http://www.chelseafc.com/index.asp

and indeed an extract from the dull side of life...

I took off one of my shoes and placed it on the floor near the front door. I then took off the other shoe and placed it adjacent to the first one. I left the two shoes there until such a time as I needed them again.

RadioTIM

I will neaten up this site cos its not good at the moment...

tell it like it is? yeh...


DJ TEDDY presents....

New Feature...
Its a little insight to the musical mind of me...i will say my favourite tracklisting of the month.

1. Paul Johnson- She Got Me On
2. Mylo- Drop The Pressure
3. Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell- Drop It Like Its Hot
4. The Killers- Mr. Brightside
5. The Streets- Could Well Be In
6. Michael Gray- The Weekend
7. Cohen Deluxe ft Jens- Just Kick
8. 13 Senses- Into The Fire
9. Royksopp- Remind Me
10. Quasimoto- Real Eyes

Can't think of a title...

SEARCHforDAMO'Sgirlfriend

The search continues for DAMO'Sgirlfriend. ~Prefers a female, 16-17 years of age, lives in Peterborough, UK or the surrounding area. This female must be able to cope with his drinking habits and his wild tourettes syndrome. She musn't smoke, so therefore is smart and has a nice body.

Good Nitol...

ü…ŠΜé⌊⌊…ℜæ⌊⌊ÿγ…ßàÐ

what does this say? your a GIRtard

New things...

trying to sort this template out...so all the gd stuff can be on my blog sidebar thing...dunno how though.

crazy

i now know how to open stuff in different windows tho...

Main Page

other tricks include...new title possibly...

TEDDYBEARBLOG.BLOGSPOT

yeh baby!

but wait there is more
Google

and finally..."goodbye"

ps. new features to be brought to you next post...

Chav Scum .com!

Hello or should i say 'aiii'! i know chavs dont say that but they could do...

task of today...

www.google.com

type in 'chav top trumps' and play the game...

i cant be arsed but u might....all 178 of u!



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Chav's...hahahaha!
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As 'Chav' is the new buzz word i have dedicated this post to them...

IDea: Children in Need is rapidly approaching and it might be fun to dress up as a chav...comments plz below...

moon phases

Movie's Out...

The Incredibles...New Pixar movie, they're the guys who brought you Finding Nemo and Monsters Inc.
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You can find much information about pixar on Luxo which is a pixar dedicated blog...

There are a few other movies out that i'd liek to see also including...

Bad Santa.. Could be good could be bad? If it was 15/ 18 ratng it would be better i bet...

Ermm...

Collaterral with Tom Cruise is coming out on dvd so that might be worth a hit...

Team America- World Police also is up there...

Up Where....HERE!

And there are rumours of a spin off from american pie...

The Asian Guy, who started MILF...yeh well him and this other guy are in a mooovie.

This could be destiny's child but i think i have discovered how to get a bit o music on here...!

Gumball 3000 Rally...I'd probably like to do this one day...
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You can find more info on the Gumball 3000 Rally @ Their site...here
Packed full of pictures, trailers and stuff like that...

That will be all...

Shout Out to 'Mattman'..." 'lo"

Ferrari Enzo...
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Dull...

http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/

For example...

"scratching my knee"

my knee was causing some irritation. i paused then scratched my knee with my left hand therefore defeating the irritation. I then carried on with my activities...

-genius

moon phases

now you can view the moon on this site now!

its just keping on gettin better!

xxx

I've not been writing much these days....

Hola Brains, its great to f**king be here....

Cuban brothers- arent they gr8?

yes, they are....

/I havent been writing bits of me recently mainly cos, i just cant be bothered and im genuinely not as funny as the hularious pictures i post...

dont forget im off to london on 2nd december with many other peoples form psychopology class and will no doubt take some funny pictures...

The Bear- Out of Hibernation

"Shout Out to Ashley Woodham and Jamie SMith who are rocking the Kasbah, and his sister Emma, who i havent seen in a donkey! (not that ive been lookin in many donkeys!!!!!!! baaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! lol)

xxx

ps. Im sorry Charlie...

"just when thought there wasnt a tube map available on this site.....ah ha!"
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"This is a true sign, it hasnt been computer edited or anything, it is on the hammersmith line..."
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Post-It notes....Crazy

I think he had too much free time... 


quick midnight thought...

if you throw a pen at 60mph in the air is it still stationery?

pixaranimation.blogspot.com

good night all...see ya 2moro!

chav's....





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The Tiles A and indeed B are exactly the smae shade of grey...weird, no? Open up paint and test if u think my pants are on fire... 

check~cheque~you remind me...

check this think...

check the pictures...

check please...

check urself!

royksopp
XXX

My favouratist picture cos its the sun going to sleep/hell.....anywho, i like this one, it looks german! so Ive nothing to do cos im 'ill' after my incredible ear operation....at least im alive 

Just Random Pic's making the site a little more better.... 

"Rubber Up".... 

ha ha 

no idea.....bored

Yes, Yes...

how will be all?

good am i

writin im this all backwards

hard its

fun buts....lol (wrote backwards tht aswell)

bye good

mit!?

She's Really Got Me On

Big Cock and a Cute Chick... 


Hey there,

hope u all like the new design i need to get bigger pics and smaller writing, dunno how to do tht but ill find out if it it possible....

wham bam strawberry jam...

Good Morning Vietnam....

hey world

i open my curtains this morning and i just think to myself how lucky i am.

on thursday i went to a hospital to have an operation on my ear, my 5th one infact...this is all paid for by my father who lovingly did this on the basis of 'what if?'...then i recieved in excess of 20 txt msg's from many friends tht i have wishing me a speedy recovery. spent part of that evening talking to the hospital nurses and matrons.

went home on friday, rang charlie who on my last update wasnt 'with' me but now i think its safe to say tht she is 'the missus'...and a gd one at tht! yababdabbadoo...
anyway so i was realising what a good adventure i have set out on.

im now feelin gd about myself, earlier this evening friends matt n em came round and it was v.thoughtful they came round with what can only be described as a bizarre gift, well i suppose it is a gift! its just gd to know that people care about me, other than my mum.

so thanks, im v. appreciative

xxx


ps. 'lo anton!

....Longly Awaited...(is longly a word?) 

Liam n 'Ton 

The Driveway...