Mystery Alaska

Matt Lauch, Peterborough Phantoms Under 19's Defenceman.
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Matt plays hockey, matt is like an angry canadian when playing ice hockey. NB: Never get in a stress with a hockey player, once they are comitted they will bring you down, no really. So what to do if your ever in confrontation...

DO's

• Compliment him nicely
• Give him Cash
• Make sure that your not in his personal space
• slide into him causing him to fall over, then run
  

DON'Ts

• Try and run away, he will skate faster than you
• Punch him, he has gloves on and will punch you back
• kick him, he has sharp ice skates and a stick
• Say things about his game

So there you have it chaps, some 'Do's' and 'Don'ts' if your ever in confronatation with a hockey player on ice.

It can happen.

So be warned....