"Sort ya shit out then roll, sex, drugs and on the dole..."

THE WEEKEND BEGINS ON A THURSDAY!!!

quotes of the week:

• "ha u seen my weiner?"
• "You rock my socks"
• "have u ever heard of thing called 'butter'....?"
• "can i have a tenner?"
  

bonjour dude's and dudette's and welcome again to the weir and wacky world of one. btw after pressure from d&c i have to proove my sexuality. IM NOT GAY! well only 17% (take the test click here)

today has been more exciting than usual. IT snowed, yay. I love the nsow, im sure you do so yourself. Of cors this snow caused for a snowball fight between the older and the younger students in the school. This was fun.

urm... had a few games of monopoly too which im quite new at having never really played properly before. I won one after all other contestants were disqualified for cheating.

this weekend is the last weekend of feb so shall be busy in action throughout.
Tonight im off into town then friday we go straight to my old workplace of the DOGS! for matthews birthday party. Saturday promises to be a busy night at ASK and shall be back on the bar hopefully after a stint of waitering.

top 5:
1: Run Jermies: Window Licker (X Rated Lick)
2: DJ Sammy: Heaven (Candlelight Remix)
3: The Rapture: House of Jealous Lovers
4: Faithless: God is a DJ
5: Nancy Sinatra: Bang Bang

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